Saturday, June 27, 2009

the times we'll probably forget we had.

we'll start with PICTURE OF THE DAY.
(hahaa hippo/ monkey face.)

carrisa, mother-in-law, jordan.

yayy the lovebirds. :]

"how can he possibly stay so white?"
"who? michael jackson?

we hated the service.

i look so freakin skinny.

baby and babe.

we heart animals.

when he cries, his mouth is bigger though.

being quiet, for a change.


outing with the in-laws was fun as hell. apart from the screaming and way-too-hyper 2 year old that we brought along, it was near perfect. we saw the elephants, caught the shows, walked 2938759238475298347 kilometers, got sun-kissed, became lunch for the mosquitoes, and other exciting things like that.

<3.

missed scandal and the rest of fucking JEFS and the ponning days at RP during year one.

WHAT
HAPPENED
TO
OUR
YOUTH?


scandal if you see this, i want to meet up and make out with you. HAHAHAHAHAA. ehh whatever.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

heard this one before?

"the eyes are the nipples of the face."

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

let's go into the frenzy of the season.

to my credit, i DID try to post earlier, but blogger wouldn't let me. so here's compensation. forgive me, loyal all.

these were taken during the period i was working at the ice-cream shop and the place was empty. and all during the space of 2 hours. i am QWEEN.

ohh yes.
(for stacy.)

we rule.
(for leslie.)

the flat-lipped one.
(for SMALL BEAR. HAHAA.)

i was really bored.
(for sheri.)

puss-in-boots look.
(for b. :])

but i waaaaaant :[
(also for b.)

kissy face.
(for yin).

the ventriloquist smile.
(for david.)

this is funny.
(for she will will not be named.)

-pout.
(this makes three for b.)

classic pose.
(for nicole kidman. she should really try to be sweet to the press.)

HAHAA AH LIAN.
(for bear.)

fish face.
(for nikki.)


and for fun and fashion's sake,
hats, mustaches and distorted features.


baseball fan wear.

winter wear.

hippy wear.

baguette people wear.

shades for suntanning.

shades for x-ray vision.

hitler.

drunk.

italian dude.

confucius.

cheena pok.

-gasp. "noooooooooo. he didn't!"

haa.

Friday, June 12, 2009

i'm in the A.A.

cos pretty shoes will get you to beautiful places.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

uneventful, but -

at very least, b finally finished watching titanic with me, after 7 sittings.

without falling asleep again.

yayy us. :]

Sunday, June 7, 2009

case study 665.

it's strange, after so long, that i still react to your posts. maybe i pity you. maybe i cannot stand your kind. the kind that self destructs, the kind that embellishes the inactivity of your life. and maybe it's the fact that i'm HUMAN, i cannot resist responding.

i don't ever think i've ever seen you HAPPY
with anything you ever had.

you're just angry because you lost what you could have enjoyed.

too bad you're just one short of being something truly remarkable.

P.S.: no offense about the short pun.

this is murder.

this doesn't make sense anymore. i have always been a walking paradox, but the irony is finally getting the best of me. what am i? WHAT am i?

i'm on a rampage,
there is nothing i can accomplish.

but i am everything i can destroy.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

in motion.

last few days and weeks have been hectic, hence my houdini act recurring. i apologize to my avid fans.

the staff has officially been fucked my the management of volar. after months of suspicion, doubt and for a select few, unwavering loyalty, the cheena bar at club street has finally been forced to close down.

JM is heading back to china after her long and slow torture. YBM is going to try out being a mamasan. and b is taking a holiday.

:(

nowhere to go and waste my time anymore. -pout.

the landlord of the place actually came down to threaten the cease of operations the next morning in the event that the bosses of volar did not contact him by the end of the night. as it turned out, the management did not only owe the staff money, but also the public utility board, several suppliers, the aircon maintenance company, and now freshly included in this ever-expanding list of surprises, the landlord.

several employees decided, after much thought and consideration, that we would go to one of the bosses, SL's apartment, seeing that LZ, the other boss might have already fled the country. there was no competition of the chances. they were both being strange, both not answering calls, both not replying messages, both motherfucking liars.

so nine people packed into two cars, and after a short stint in the rain, seven made it up to the apartment, while the ones with a more prominent streak of impatience gave up halfway and went home.

the place was a mess. with the exception of the one room which belonged to JM, two other rooms were completely empty, and the third room, locked belonged to SL.

JF, SL's loyal "brudder" was there. he took down names, contacts, and the amount of money the company still owed every employee, as if he was going to do somebody some justice. as fate would have it, YBM, our resident hungry ghost managed to find a four packs of instant noodles, a few eggs, some tou fu, and other items she could brew. since the gas had been cut off, which was no surprise, she decided to use the bloody rice cooker. to everyone's surprise, it fucking worked.

after the impromptu supper, the number of people in the apartment to five. since JF looked like he had no intention of leaving, and JM lived there, the last of us,YBM, b and i decided to take our leave.

halfway back, it dawned on all of us. and we took a u-turn back to club street. our operation began.

nothing was spared. we figured that if we didn't turn to such conduct, there was virtually no chance the previous bosses o f volar would return the money they owed. to avoid working there for basically nothing the last two months, this attempt was to, in essence, lessen the dull ache of pain in the heart that reminded YBM and b that they have been cheated.

b and i managed to come home in one peice, though barely conscious.

it was 3 fucking pm.