for the comfort i need today.

russell brand: GMTV IS A FINE INSTITUITION!
simon amstell: only because you've got books to sell and you'd fucking go anywhere to do it!
russell brand: -shrugs-
s22e05

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during the intros round:
lorraine kelly: jarred, this is a chance to redeem yourself.
jarred christmas: okay.. it better be the happy birthday song.
stacey soloman: what's the intro to that? it's not like it goes da da da da haaaaaaaappy birthday.. you'll never get it!
s22e03

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simon amstell: that's it?
russell brand: no!
simon amstell: two oppourtunities to mention me..?
russell brand: i wont have that!
simon amstell: didn't you like pop world?
russell brand: it was very very entertaining.. you did very well hurting those people's feelings.
s22e05

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charlie baker: have you ever done any rappin josh
josh groban: no
charlie baker: i think you'd be excellent
josh groban: really?
charlie baker: yeahh excellent rapper!
josh groban: J-GRO
tinchy stryder: why j-gro?
josh groban: because uhh, i'm not sure if you caught it in the beginning. my name is josh groban
s24e10

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tinie tempah: which of these two played a concert just for dogs at the sydney opera house?
chris ramsey: did they at least have their owners with them?
tinie tempah: couldn't just turn up on their own, could they?
s25e09

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nevermind the buzzcocks really never fails to cheer me up. ahh the beauty of british wit and dry humor.