comedy at it's best.

russell brand's version of a love letter to serena williams:


serena,

congratulations on being so good at tennis. you really do tennis so well, it's difficult not to develop a crush on you. even with a sore leg, a condition that would have made monica seles buckle (remember all that fuss about her back injury!). i'd like you to come and see me do stand up (wink wink!) while you're in the uk, or even come to tea with me. i know you're busy with all the wimbledon hooplah, but damn it woman! you must have some time to nourish your soul and flirt! it's what jesus would have wanted.

call or email me back. we must fill our days with adventure, in case the after life is as serene as your name and not as exciting as your dancing smile.

a respectful kiss,
russell brand


you've got to admit, the man's got godlike skill.

another brilliant quote from the genius:

"thank you for for being so kind to me about my physical appearance.
but of course beauty is transient and one day you and i will both die, jonathan.
we'll be nought but dust.. not today though!
today's going to be lovely!"