and i'd give it all away.

china one or ps cafe?

decisions decisions.

fuck work lahh seriously. bianca and i talked about this briefly when we were surprising her with tiramisu cake.

bi:
what happened to maturing and gaining independance?

good question.

on another note, girlfriend is currently mahjong-ing (again.) and i've heard some seriously entertaining table talk that i want to share.

whatshisface that came into the house uninvited just plonked his fat ass at the dining table and ate all the food while the foursome was playing. he just randomly started talking about how he went to the government and applied for welfare cash whenever he was broke. and then the topic trailed to how he hated the government. and then how he thinks the government is stupid. and then how he thought singaporeans were stupid for not speaking up enough. to which came the response from evelyn,

evelyn:
and you're stupid for talking too damned much. i hope they arrest you.

i completely agree.
WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT.

i mean, you're ripping off tax-payers' money all the friggin time. from all the hot air coming out of those chapped lips, the guy's skin is as thick as his skull. even his grandmother had a say.

auntie:
mai ca lahh! kannineh! jia jia jia! jia ka liao! ai ta pao mai!
(*shut the fuck up! fuck your tits! eat eat eat! want to bring the food home or not!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAA who knew old people could be so vulgar and comical?

and he just continued talking.

it just strikes me how people only hear what they want to. how could they possibly be so oblivious to insults in their pimply faces from their GRANDPARENTS?

the human race is infuckingcredible i tell you.