consolation prize goes to..

why the fuck do men think that women are complicated?

women think too much about how the guy's using them. about how a guy is treating them. about how a guy SHOULD be treating them. about how a guy is playing with their feelings. about how a guy is just lusting over their bodies.

forget about how those people entertained you, ladies. forget about how they asked you to dinner. forget about those innuendos. the fact is, THESE GUYS LIKE YOU.

i am DONE telling women about how their men should think while dating them, and what men should think about while you are having a date with them.

i'm going to talk about how you should think when you are on a date with them.

i just went for a drink with M and R, so trust me.

men are straight creatures. men want things to be simple. whether they want you out on a date to see how you're really like, or they want you out so how they see what you're like when you're drunk, or whether then want to you to have sex with them, they're honest about it. really. of course they have different methods of approaching:

see what you're like:

• what are you like when you're high?
• what do you do when you're bored?
• what do you like guys to do to you when you're horny?

see what you're like when you're drunk

• what are you thinking of?
• you look really upset, what happened?
• please don't do that.

whether or not you want to have sex with them:

• it's really hot don't you think?
• do you wanna go back to my place?
• lick the lollipop, bitch.

i don't know. but men do have a one track mind. if they like you, they do. ladies, go with you're gut. if you think they are worth it, you're usually right. if they're not, listen to your friends next time.