this chaos, this calamity.

so much to do, and so little time.

got piss drunk yesterday, though i don't know why. maybe it was the bad mood, but the alcohol seemed much more potent than it usually is. could have been because nige didn't come, mervy left early, and a particular someone was a no-show. (nabei.)

to fill in the awkward silence, we played a game. at first it was 7 up, then it was up/down with cards. as you can see it was inevitable that boredom would eventually consume us all, so started the survey. or actually answers that i forced out of unwilling candidates. HAHAA WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN.

ladies and gents, TEN THINGS YOU'D FIND ATTRACTIVE IN A GIRL.

in fact i'm gonna start a fucking series. check this out.


MERVYN says:

• be honest

for some reason, i don't know why this is one of his requirements. but i have to say i completely agree. be honest with the person you're sleeping with (or taking seriously, whatever.) because the repercussions could kill. 1, they snowball like loansharks' interest rates. 2, it's a waste of time. 3, you could be doing something more productive with your time. like having mind-blowing sex. 4, lies spoil everything you could have, so don't fuck it up when you have a chance.

• don't be desperate

lots of women these days seem completely contented with opening their hearts and vulvas up to every tom dick and harry, as if they were gonna miss the last train home. not good. brings me to my next point.

• have some class

hunni, having sex for pleasure is one thing, but adding some restraint can actually be good for whatever relationship the 'two' (subjective.) of you are having. stop calling every five minutes, and see where that takes you.

• don't be a prude

imagine you're a guy out on a date with a chick you've known for awhile but tonight is the first time you're actually going out and not at home on msn or whatever. you take her to dinner, have some wine, then sends her home. you lean over in the car for an innocent goodnight kiss and then she violently pulls back as if you were going to vomit over her three-hundred-dollar-dress, smacks you in the face and yells "what the hell are you trying to do! we've only just met lor!" what the FUCK? seriously.

• put in effort to look good

it doesn't matter if you look like patricia mok or friggin jessica alba. the fact is that nice clothes and some make up won't kill you and it always helps. plus it's a major turnoff if the opposite party is vain, which a lot of people are now. don't overdo it, but try wearing something other than a t-shirt, shorts, and havaianas. your date would greatly appreciate it.

• personal hygiene

if you don't shave/wax, please do. if you've got oily hair, go for treatment. if you're sick, go see a doctor. if you've got dirty nails, go for a mani. if you have fucking B.O. please stay at home. it's true, for some reason. give almost any average jane or joe a nice tan, whiter teeth, nicer hair, and some clean cuticles, they are well on their way to being gorgeous.

• don't expect the guys to pay all the time

money, everybody has some, so why not share? offer to pay sometimes, just because it's nice. you don't want to be people calling you a free loader anyway.

• have a sense of humor

picture going on a date with your pet goldfish. it's just there looking at you with it's huge ass eyes, but it doesn't talk, or do anything apart from nodding or it's mouth opening and closing soundlessly all the time. of course, men generally don't mind the mouth opening and closing, but a little interesting conversation would definitely keep them more interested. trust me.

• be somewhat demure

girl x. chews with her mouth closed, sits with her legs crossed, doesn't laugh like a hyena, drinks her soup, not slurp it, can carry a decent conversation, and can hold as much alcohol as she drinks. what's not to like, really. it's cool to let your hair down and be uncouth and all the when you're having casual fun, but if you're having dinner at equinox, i really wouldn't recommend having your right leg bent up and propping your chin.

• take initiative

it's funny how some girls i know expect the guys to think of where to go and what to eat and what time to meet, then complain about their day with sweetheart to their friends. having ideas and opinions are always a plus for me, so i have to concur with mervy on this one.


this took a lot longer than i thought it would. anyways, i have skid, lian and now, ash on the list as well, so yayy me, love me, and await my next post with bated breath because i am tired and will rest now. :]