if i could take it back, i wouldn't.

lovely liy asked me how to get a guy to want you in bed if you're unattached to each other.

first things first. men don't care if you're attached to him. men don't care if they're attached to someone else. men don't care if YOU'RE attached to someone else. if they want you in bed, they want you in bed. men are fucking animals with no conscience when they start thinking with their dicks. which happens an awful lot.

second, if you noticed, men like girls who exude the aura of UNATTAINABILITY. they like the challenge, as much as we enjoy the chase. it's like what people say about sex complicating things. my interpretation is that the only thing sex fucks up is the time line.

women these days give in too goddamn easy, and they give too much.

so the secret here is simple. look good, feel good and show it. love yourself, and let the guys around you know you should be treated like a fucking empress. i'm not telling you to be all pompous and stuck up and walk with your nose in the air. i'm saying plain and simple, down to earth, but be sexy.

also good to know, three things that almost guarantee leading to sex when the two of you are alone. in this order,

talk.
tease.
tickle.

i'm not kidding. talking and emoting with the fella gets him interested. teasing gets him aroused. tickle fights give him the opening shot. and when you do make out, it almost always leads to sex.

85 percent of the time, this works.

alternatively you could always save time and say

"i'm horny. you, me, bed. NOW."

there's no almost always with this. it's ALWAYS, ALWAYS. provided you're hot that is. if you're not, i can't help you.

liy also requested a picture of D, as did bunny. unfortunately, the boy refuses to take a photo. ahh well. as a consolation, i have this. as a visual titbit.


meet freddy. 21 and adorable. model, heading a t-shirt design company, beat-boxer, dancer, and my ex-boyfriend TWICE OVER. once when i was 13, another when i was 16. funny how things work out, no? yes we still keep in contact. and i mean in more than one interpretation of the phrase.

by the way, some of my friends would know those shorts i'm wearing are my very, very favorite pair of bedroom shorts.

HAS ANYONE SEEN THEM?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

my legs are fat. ish. okay no they're not. i just have a really really nice butt. hahaa. like scandal always used to say:

"HAHAA WTF NO LINK!"

wait, i'm gonna get another picture because i cannot resist. way too hot.

god i'm such a SLUT.

ruffles in the morning! can't wait. :]

to irwan:

i'm sorry you read this. you can't say i didn't warn you. feel better and stop getting bummed out. a girl you've never even met isn't worth it. you've read this, and now you know me. so run before you get way in over your head. please.