if it surprises you.

i am bored. please forgive me.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. sarah
2. ra
3. bunnie

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. sarah.
2. rarasexybunnie.
3. rararista.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my hamster cheeks.
2. my eyes.
3. my ass. i've been told it's nice. HAHAA.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my legs. eww.
2. my scars.
3. my skin. too sensitive, hickies tend to stay a LONG time.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. i'm chinese.
2. i'm a vampire.
3. we're all good-looking. mostly.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. emotional attachment.
2. pillowtalk.
3. unwanted pleas for commitment.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. good music.
2. cigarettes.
3. booze.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW
1. the oversized t-shirt mark bought for me years ago in cambodia that says "I SURVIVED CAMBODIA". it's a good thing i'm reminded, i can hardly believe it myself.
2. white panties.
3. contact lenses?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTES
1. guns and roses.
2. killers.
3. manson.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW)
1. clouds, junkie XL.
2. love is only a feeling, the darkness.
3. welcome to the jungle, guns and roses.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR
1. i am an alcoholic.
2. i'm near naked.
3. i'm cocky.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. confidence. sexy.
2. hair. if you want me, look the part.
3. intellect. i enjoy good conversation, believe it or not.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. reading.
2. writing.
3. making merry.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. booze.
2. kill someone.
3. meet ruffles.

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED
1. being the owner of an ice-cream truck.
2. a lawyer.
3. i can't tell. the consequences on my social life will be too dire.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. rome.
2. england.
3. germany. BEER FEST.

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE
1. max.
2. clarence.
3. adriel. (SIGHHHHH.)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. tell manson i love him in person.
2. make out with alice cooper.
3. slap oprah.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
1. i use makeup. i'm extremely vain, believe me.
2. i wear a bra. nice, pretty bras. (regardless of mervyn's redundant opinions of whether or not they're funny.)
3. i suck.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. i smoke after sex.
2. i beer.
3. drumsssssssssssssss.

THREE PEOPLE YOU ARE TAGGING TO DO THIS QUIZ
1. bestie.
2. bunny.
3. mervyn.

HAHAHAHAHAA OMG. DO IT IF YOU LOVE ME. DO ITTTTTTTTTT!