i know exactly how you feel about me, but you please, for your own sake, STOP BEING SO SHAMELESS. have some pride, for fuck's sake. for a commando with a body to die for, cockiness enough to equip all the men you commandeer, and so much money you can wipe your ass with $10 notes, i don't see the point in you wasting your youth chasing dreams of forever with a girl you just met a month ago. stop being such a commitment whore. it's annoying.
and for the record, i absolutely hate pillow talk. pre and post sex, and worst of all, DURING. much as i do love the way you treat me like a goddess and go into awestruck silence from time to time (or so you say), i detest the way you say i love yous and wait for me to say the same. i hate having to break away from your "I WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND" looks because when you're in the mood for mushiness, you seem to forget that this girl has just gotten out of a particularly traumatizing relationship.
where the hell did your sensitivity go man.
i don't see why we have to complicate things because:
1. i am in no position to say i love yous to anyone in a more-than-friend manner.
2. for the time being (being a very long time, likely), i would like to allow my swinging single status to remain as such.
3. i am enjoying flirting very much, and monogamy has only just once again been banished from my dictionary.
4. i'm sick of love-related stress.
5. you've got a hot bod, but you're not uhm.. enough to make me feel like coming in between you and a bullet is okayy.
besides, i like the way this physical thing is working out. and as the song goes, BABY I WANT YOUR BODY, NOT YOUR HEART.
i told you not to fall for me. i told you it was dangerous.
now you can't say i didn't warn you.
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